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"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

The best first kiss is with mom.

The best first kiss is with mom.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

This year, my princess gets to share daddy's bed.

This year, my princess gets to share daddy's bed.

She may have been naughty this year, but Santa won't be withholding from my daughter.

She may have been naughty this year, but Santa won't be withholding from my daughter.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

Sis and I decided not to wait until Christmas to start celebrating.

Sis and I decided not to wait until Christmas to start celebrating.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Aunty feels a little embarrassed about having to crash in my tiny apartment. And what I ask for in return.

Aunty feels a little embarrassed about having to crash in my tiny apartment. And what I ask for in return.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

My nerdy sis was so amazed when I finally beat her at Scrabble, she agreed to a special reward.

My nerdy sis was so amazed when I finally beat her at Scrabble, she agreed to a special reward.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by "goofy".

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Since I started college this year, sis finally agreed to be my Valentine.

Since I started college this year, sis finally agreed to be my Valentine.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I can only imagine the mix of anxiousness and excitement when mom told my virgin brother about his birthday present this year.

I can only imagine the mix of anxiousness and excitement when mom told my virgin brother about his birthday present this year.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.