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Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied,

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then what are you waiting for?"

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by "goofy".

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

The time I managed to get my girlfriend and sister naked in the same room, it was hard to focus on my girlfriend.

The time I managed to get my girlfriend and sister naked in the same room, it was hard to focus on my girlfriend.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

As the days get cooler, I'm always ready to keep my sister warm.

As the days get cooler, I'm always ready to keep my sister warm.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

I like my sister's take on the breakfast of champions.

I like my sister's take on the breakfast of champions.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When sis asked what I wanted as a cheap birthday present, I could only think of one thing.

When sis asked what I wanted as a cheap birthday present, I could only think of one thing.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

Since I started college this year, sis finally agreed to be my Valentine.

Since I started college this year, sis finally agreed to be my Valentine.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

Aunty knows I can keep a secret.

Aunty knows I can keep a secret.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied,

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then what are you waiting for?"

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

This year, my princess gets to share daddy's bed.

This year, my princess gets to share daddy's bed.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Once I told her it was for a photography project, mom was more willing to pose the way I had dreamed.

Once I told her it was for a photography project, mom was more willing to pose the way I had dreamed.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

Even after the bars re-open, I won't forgo the benefits of cocktail hour at my aunt's house.

Even after the bars re-open, I won't forgo the benefits of cocktail hour at my aunt's house.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as "sweet lips."

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.