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Aunty feels a little embarrassed about having to crash in my tiny apartment. And what I ask for in return.

Aunty feels a little embarrassed about having to crash in my tiny apartment. And what I ask for in return.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

Jeggings are an abomination, so I'm always asking to take them off my sister.

Jeggings are an abomination, so I'm always asking to take them off my sister.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

Jeggings are an abomination, so I'm always asking to take them off my sister.

Jeggings are an abomination, so I'm always asking to take them off my sister.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

Whenever I go to check on my daughter, she replies

Whenever I go to check on my daughter, she replies "I could be better, daddy."

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Mom always worries when I forget to turn the GoPro off after getting home.

Mom always worries when I forget to turn the GoPro off after getting home.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.