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If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

My nerdy sis was so amazed when I finally beat her at Scrabble, she agreed to a special reward.

My nerdy sis was so amazed when I finally beat her at Scrabble, she agreed to a special reward.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

The best thing my sister said on our trip to Vegas was,

The best thing my sister said on our trip to Vegas was, "Why did you pay for two beds?"

Recently, I walked in on what it really means to be the favorite nephew.

Recently, I walked in on what it really means to be the favorite nephew.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

As soon as Aunt Kacy got out of lockup, she called me for help reacclimating.

As soon as Aunt Kacy got out of lockup, she called me for help reacclimating.

It feels good to go home again.

It feels good to go home again.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

I didn't mind choosing a

I didn't mind choosing a "nerdy instrument" if it meant practicing with my big sister.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

Nosy neighbors keep my sister a little paranoid, but I know how to distract her.

Nosy neighbors keep my sister a little paranoid, but I know how to distract her.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

When my sister lost her job at Wendy's, I let her move in with me. On two simple conditions.

When my sister lost her job at Wendy's, I let her move in with me. On two simple conditions.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.