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Sis knows I have a sweet tooth.

Sis knows I have a sweet tooth.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

My cousin and I love camping. And it's easier to take just the one sleeping bag.

My cousin and I love camping. And it's easier to take just the one sleeping bag.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

It feels good to go home again.

It feels good to go home again.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

For safety reasons, Auntie's Christmas party only had one guest this year.

For safety reasons, Auntie's Christmas party only had one guest this year.

Nosy neighbors keep my sister a little paranoid, but I know how to distract her.

Nosy neighbors keep my sister a little paranoid, but I know how to distract her.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

When sis asks me to join her live streams, it's as co-performer.

I didn't mind choosing a

I didn't mind choosing a "nerdy instrument" if it meant practicing with my big sister.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

While dad is busy watching football every Sunday, I get to score with mom.

While dad is busy watching football every Sunday, I get to score with mom.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

I can only imagine the mix of anxiousness and excitement when mom told my virgin brother about his birthday present this year.

I can only imagine the mix of anxiousness and excitement when mom told my virgin brother about his birthday present this year.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

"You're not going to sleep all day cousin, right?"

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as "sweet lips."

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

As the days get cooler, I'm always ready to keep my sister warm.

As the days get cooler, I'm always ready to keep my sister warm.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.