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Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

Our parents insist that no one around is of a suitable social status, so sis and I spend a lot of time with each other.

Our parents insist that no one around is of a suitable social status, so sis and I spend a lot of time with each other.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

This year, mom promised we could have a very white Christmas.

This year, mom promised we could have a very white Christmas.

I think mom knew what she was doing when she put bro and Aunt Becky in the same room over the holidays.

I think mom knew what she was doing when she put bro and Aunt Becky in the same room over the holidays.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

When sis has a long day at school, I'm always ready as a stress reliever.

When sis has a long day at school, I'm always ready as a stress reliever.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

Grandma says by the time I find the right girl to marry, I'll have had plenty of practice for the wedding night.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

I like my sister's take on the breakfast of champions.

I like my sister's take on the breakfast of champions.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

Even when I make my bed in the morning, mom just wants to mess it up again.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

As soon as Aunt Kacy got out of lockup, she called me for help reacclimating.

As soon as Aunt Kacy got out of lockup, she called me for help reacclimating.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

While father is working late, someone must keep his bed warm.

While father is working late, someone must keep his bed warm.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

The best first kiss is with mom.

The best first kiss is with mom.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom always admired how big I'd gotten.

Mom always admired how big I'd gotten.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.