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When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

For safety reasons, Auntie's Christmas party only had one guest this year.

For safety reasons, Auntie's Christmas party only had one guest this year.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

The best first kiss is with mom.

The best first kiss is with mom.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

"You're not going to sleep all day cousin, right?"

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

It's cute to see my sister's loser boyfriend clean up after I finish with her.

It's cute to see my sister's loser boyfriend clean up after I finish with her.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

I've found that having money helps me have my sister.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

I fear sis and I will be late to class all year.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by "goofy".

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.