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It feels good to go home again.

It feels good to go home again.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

Whenever I bring a new girlfriend home, sis has to make the ultimate power move.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

That look when my sister sees the tent in my pajamas.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The time I managed to get my girlfriend and sister naked in the same room, it was hard to focus on my girlfriend.

The time I managed to get my girlfriend and sister naked in the same room, it was hard to focus on my girlfriend.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

I only attend stuffy parties at my Aunt and Uncle's house because my cousin thinks I'm cute.

I only attend stuffy parties at my Aunt and Uncle's house because my cousin thinks I'm cute.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

When I found out why sis and mom take so long in the bathroom, I couldn't blame them.

When I found out why sis and mom take so long in the bathroom, I couldn't blame them.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

Once I told her it was for a photography project, mom was more willing to pose the way I had dreamed.

Once I told her it was for a photography project, mom was more willing to pose the way I had dreamed.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

When it's my daughter saying we need a break from work, she's always right.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied,

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then what are you waiting for?"

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

It's cute to see my sister's loser boyfriend clean up after I finish with her.

It's cute to see my sister's loser boyfriend clean up after I finish with her.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

Not many guys can handle my sister. But I love trying.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

After a long day, mom always offers a warm place to rest my head.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

My cousin and I love camping. And it's easier to take just the one sleeping bag.

My cousin and I love camping. And it's easier to take just the one sleeping bag.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

"You're not going to sleep all day cousin, right?"

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

The years of practice didn't truly pay off until my daughter confessed she was my biggest fan.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.

Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.