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I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Whenever mom catches my sister acting like a brat to me, she's forced to apologize properly.

Whenever mom catches my sister acting like a brat to me, she's forced to apologize properly.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

When my half-sister and I play hide-and-go-seek, she only half hides.

When my half-sister and I play hide-and-go-seek, she only half hides.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

I only attend stuffy parties at my Aunt and Uncle's house because my cousin thinks I'm cute.

I only attend stuffy parties at my Aunt and Uncle's house because my cousin thinks I'm cute.

I think mom knew what she was doing when she put bro and Aunt Becky in the same room over the holidays.

I think mom knew what she was doing when she put bro and Aunt Becky in the same room over the holidays.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

My niece taught me how to take a good selfie. I teach her a few things in return.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

When sis has a long day at school, I'm always ready as a stress reliever.

When sis has a long day at school, I'm always ready as a stress reliever.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

When sis gets a little wine in her, she starts feeling very adulty.

When sis gets a little wine in her, she starts feeling very adulty.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

The best first kiss is with mom.

The best first kiss is with mom.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

When Auntie confessed she was desperate for a baby, I told her we wouldn't need help from the fertility gods.

When Auntie confessed she was desperate for a baby, I told her we wouldn't need help from the fertility gods.

Mom decided to make this Christmas unforgettable for both of us.

Mom decided to make this Christmas unforgettable for both of us.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as "sweet lips."