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When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

Mom promised me a kiss at our home New Year's party, and I got to pick where.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

When my half-sister and I play hide-and-go-seek, she only half hides.

When my half-sister and I play hide-and-go-seek, she only half hides.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

It takes mom forever to get dressed in the morning. Especially when I'm convincing her not to.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

Mamma knows best, are real m/d photos approved here??

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

When my sister lost her job at Wendy's, I let her move in with me. On two simple conditions.

When my sister lost her job at Wendy's, I let her move in with me. On two simple conditions.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

Since my daughter found a book about Geisha, we've discovered all new interests together.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

After my Harvard acceptance letter arrived, tiger-mommy couldn't hold back.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Our parents insist that no one around is of a suitable social status, so sis and I spend a lot of time with each other.

Our parents insist that no one around is of a suitable social status, so sis and I spend a lot of time with each other.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by "goofy".

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When sis asked what I wanted as a cheap birthday present, I could only think of one thing.

When sis asked what I wanted as a cheap birthday present, I could only think of one thing.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

Mom would feel guilty about what we get up to together, but a few spanks seem to take care of it.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Now when I hear mom running a bath, I know it's for the two of us.

Now when I hear mom running a bath, I know it's for the two of us.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.