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I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

It's really hard to focus on school with my horny big sis still in the house.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

My mom can be a bit smothering at times, but in a very good way.

My mom can be a bit smothering at times, but in a very good way.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as

It's hard to say I'm not jealous when dad always refers to my sister as "sweet lips."

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

My sister and I firmly believe that Legalize shouldn't just be about weed.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

When my aunt agreed to let me crash with her, she warned it would be a tight fit.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

Sis always wanted to be a dancer. I just steered it in a particular direction.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

I may buy her lingerie at every holiday, but I know my sister is still grateful.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by

During every family portrait session, there's always one goofy photo. Mom's just changed what she means by "goofy".

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

I'm diggin' my cousin's rebellious streak.

I'm diggin' my cousin's rebellious streak.

It feels good to go home again.

It feels good to go home again.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

Auntie Rosalinda put me to work on Boxing Day.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

When mom got the house in the divorce, we had to celebrate.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

Sis was never the sharpest nail in the bin, but I don't mind pounding a little harder.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied,

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then what are you waiting for?"

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Since the first time she caught me staring, mom started showering outside more, not less.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

Mama-san gets no rest while we're both stuck in quarantine.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Aunty says we're making a lot of progress in my therapy sessions.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

Being known as the fun uncle just gets more rewarding over time.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

When sis gets a little wine in her, she starts feeling very adulty.

When sis gets a little wine in her, she starts feeling very adulty.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

She may have been naughty this year, but Santa won't be withholding from my daughter.

She may have been naughty this year, but Santa won't be withholding from my daughter.

Sis knows I have a sweet tooth.

Sis knows I have a sweet tooth.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Big sis promised to get me in shape this school year, no matter what it takes.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

It may be Weird Science, but if I had futuristic technology, I would use it to create the perfect big sister.

It may be Weird Science, but if I had futuristic technology, I would use it to create the perfect big sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

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