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The fun cousin gets invited over more.

The fun cousin gets invited over more.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

When mom asked me to break up with my floozy girlfriend, she made a promise in return.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My aunt has a thing for old-fashioned cocktails, old-fashioned décor, and old-fashioned inbreeding.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

My cousin says the way you start the Lunar New Year is the way you'll spend the rest of it.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

As the temperatures drop, mom needs even more help staying warm by the pool.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied,

When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then what are you waiting for?"

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

Under my big sister's tutelage, I've begun exploring many of the finer things in life.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

"This is the part where you get undressed too, nephew."

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

What mom lacks in hide-and-seek skills, she makes up for elsewhere.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Reddit keeps taking down my real M/D posts so I’ll just send y’all the rest if you dm me tonight

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.

Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

There are no losers in a pillow fight with mom.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

Before even arriving at the first hotel, sis wanted to start bonding on our summer road trip.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

When sis asks me for a foot massage, we both know it won't end there.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

To date, mom is definitely the best thing I've won at cards.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

The best first kiss is with mom.

The best first kiss is with mom.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

While father is working late, someone must keep his bed warm.

While father is working late, someone must keep his bed warm.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Mom likes it when I hug her from the back, too.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

When my sister and I found the 1970s bed where our parents made us, we decided to recreate the scene.

After a yummy dinner at my aunt and uncle's, it was time to explore my cousin's room.

After a yummy dinner at my aunt and uncle's, it was time to explore my cousin's room.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

When mom and I say we're going out for a drive, it's more like parking in a secluded area.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

My sister is always angling for more of grandpa's inheritance.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Cozy pillows were hardly the best gift I got from mom on my eighteenth birthday.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

There was one contest I thought sis could never beat me at.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

When mom declared a month-without-TV rule, she did offer alternatives.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Mom has never been shy about showing her affection at home.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

When your girlfriend is still a virgin, but your mom isn't.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

Sis and I decided there's only one way to truly celebrate the summer solstice.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

My sister surprised me with two presents for my birthday this year.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Sometimes, things just come together for a bro and his sis.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

No matter the reason she tells my mom, aunty has only one thing in mind when she calls me over now.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

After salsa lessons, aunty offered to show me the horizontal tango.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I don't mind getting lost in the woods with my cousin, as long as our clothes do too.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

I think Aunty JJ and I are both going to enjoy this pool season.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

Only my wife and daughter know what I like with my morning coffee. And my wife is out of town.

In the end, it wasn't hard for my daughter to convince me that she's a grown woman now.

In the end, it wasn't hard for my daughter to convince me that she's a grown woman now.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

I pray it's a sign that my sister isn't closing the bathroom door anymore.

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

When my cousin moved to the city, I told her how she could stay at my apartment for free.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

My parents never seem so proud of me as when I'm balls deep in mom.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

At first, auntie couldn't believe I had spent weeks catfishing her. But after we went through the texts together, the hookup was back on.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

While her mother works late, my daughter thinks up more interesting ways to pass the time.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every day with my adopted daughter brings its own joys.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.

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