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Sis and I decided not to wait until Christmas to start celebrating.

Sis and I decided not to wait until Christmas to start celebrating.

Whenever I go to check on my daughter, she replies

Whenever I go to check on my daughter, she replies "I could be better, daddy."

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

To my welcome surprise, it only took mom one day of vacation to understand why I booked us a single room.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

At the last pool party of the summer, I finally convinced my sister to FreeTheNipple.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

Fewer questions arise when I visit my cousin through the garden entrance.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

When she finally gave in to me, I think sis was a little afraid of how much she liked it.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

As we got older, my sister and I replaced Saturday morning cartoons with another tradition.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When I take mom out for a long ride, we don't drive as far as dad thinks.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When mom and sis team up, they give me the best birthday presents.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When my cousin invited me over to try out their new jacuzzi, she told me to leave my bathing suit at home.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

When mom has to wake me up early, she does it in the kindest way.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

Daddy's little elves are already warming up for Christmas Eve.

New Year's Eve's the perfect time to throw a masquerade ball, where sibling-couples can be themselves in front of one and all.

New Year's Eve's the perfect time to throw a masquerade ball, where sibling-couples can be themselves in front of one and all.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

As long as I keep up the artsy veneer, mom lets me photograph her any way I want.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Through my cousins I learned: twins always take care of each other.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

Once she gave him the go-ahead, my cousin really started feasting on mom.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.

Whenever mom catches my sister acting like a brat to me, she's forced to apologize properly.

Whenever mom catches my sister acting like a brat to me, she's forced to apologize properly.

When Auntie confessed she was desperate for a baby, I told her we wouldn't need help from the fertility gods.

When Auntie confessed she was desperate for a baby, I told her we wouldn't need help from the fertility gods.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Mom's always saying: two is the perfect number of sons.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Once I ordered the hotel room after dinner, my sister got the general idea. She just didn't know how far I'd want to take it.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Time flies in my apartment. So aunty is always in a rush when she leaves.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

Mom says while the bath is running, she should be cumming.

Aunty knows I can keep a secret.

Aunty knows I can keep a secret.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

I may only have ten minutes between online classes, but mom makes sure I get the most out of them.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

When sis signed up for the class I'm TA'ing, she knew just what extra assignments to ask for.

My mom can be a bit smothering at times, but in a very good way.

My mom can be a bit smothering at times, but in a very good way.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running out of medals.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

My cousin always manages to spice up our family retreats.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

When mommy started paying me as her personal assistant, she expected me to act like one, too.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Sis has gotten so desperate, I caught her slobbering on dad while he was still asleep.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Mom always tried to steer me away from Aunt Jugsy, but some things are inevitable.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Already by the second day of our family vacation, aunty had taken note of all my staring.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

I only take long, steamy showers when mom's at home.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

In our house, when one door closes, a bathrobe opens.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

I wonder if dad will ever realize that it's not food I'm picking out of my teeth at the dinner table.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

When my sister asked for free guitar lessons, she offered to give a few pointers on my fingering in exchange.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

If sis and I are going to be naughty, might as well really go for it.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

When our cousin stopped by to help us unpack, sis and I both showed our appreciation.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

To keep me from staring awkwardly at her volleyball matches, sis knows we have to pre-game first.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

I'm hoping my adopted daughter will bear me a real one.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

Sis makes fun of me for being held back a grade. But she's the one bangin' a high schooler.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I love back-to-school shopping with my sister.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

I let my daughter do all the decorating, and she lets me do other things.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

After any bath, mom lets me get a little dirty again.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Even in our shallow, inflatable home pool, I think my sister and I will make a few splashes this summer.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

Mom said with the money we save on A/C, she'll buy birth control.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

An obedient daughter is a lifelong joy.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

Breakfast is when my sister starts to tease me for the day.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

I finally got my sister to agree: it's too hot for her black leather.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

Whenever my sisters ask me to pick between two styles, I always like both.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Uncle Tony doesn't just stare at my sister anymore.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

My sister has decided to wear a mask even at home now, given all the D variants I'm exposing her to.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

A sister should look up to her older brother.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

"You're not going to sleep all day cousin, right?"

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

When my daughter wants to spend the night in my room, she knows PJs won't cut it.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

I've been getting good vibes from my cousin all summer.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

Together for the holidays, it's great to watch Nana appreciate mom almost as much as I do.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

With dad often on business travel, mom looks to me to keep the home fires burning.

"No fate but what we make," I replied to my cousin before making my move.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

Every day on Bali with my sister feels like heaven.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

I've always been curious, but now mom worries about how far it will go.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

Mom says she's much comfier sitting on my lap these days.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

It's always a good sign when mom throws the red silk sheets on.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

Once we grew up, sis and I pushed the twin beds together.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very special one.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

Taking my cousin on vacation is providing a welcome release for both of us.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

The Tuscan sun looks good on my sister.

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